the story so far

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sweetpeachytea:

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

mischievally:

where the fuck is that thing i just had in my hand and set down for literally two seconds: a novel by me

it was in a really fucking obvious place right under the second thing i just put down for literally two seconds: the riveting sequel

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where the fuck is that thing i just had in my hand and set down for literally two seconds: a novel by me

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jackfrostciicle:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

oh my god

tbh i should lose computer privileges at midnight bc after that im either grumpy as hell or aggressively appreciating a handful of people and i am so sorry if you’re one of them bc as much as i mean it it’s also rly embarassing o hman

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tastefullyoffensive:

[piecomic]

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gilbirdvevo:

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

yes

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

brodi is the perfect human being

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wips i’ll probably never finish part ???: dave selfie bombs

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art block? try a new style that came totally out of fucking nowhere

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pegging, bondage, s/m, downtalk, spanking, face sitting, threesome, frotting, rimming, voyeurism, exhibitionism, public sex, clothed sex, lingerie

how do you knooooow he loves you

under the cut for length and also because im trash

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nick kink

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now | nick

all the other kinks can go home

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wow remember when i did this and then forgot about it
yeah well this is probably as far as im getting on these recently unearthed sketches even though i forgot vriskas horns wow

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